Doctors/Monsters: Make Fatties Lose Weight Before You Treat Them

Doctors have always had a problem with telling fat patients that all their problems are a result of their fatty-fat-fatness. But now, rather than being a problem of shitty doctors who can't overcome their personal biases even in the face of science and research that completely contradicts their stupid shitty opinion… » 1/22/15 3:35pm 1/22/15 3:35pm

White Dude Tells Black People Not to Use N-Word. Must Be Tuesday.

Mike Wise is a white guy. Like most white guys, he is of the opinion that his opinion on everything matters all the time. Unlike most white guys, he is followed by 22,000 people on Twitter and is paid to write about sports for a living (OK, so that's not that uncommon). » 11/18/14 3:17pm 11/18/14 3:17pm

Report: FSU, TPD Hindered Jameis Winston Investigation (UPDATED)

In News That Will Shock Nobody But Will Never Stop Being Appalling, FOX Sports' Kevin Vaughn reports that Tallahassee Police Department reports on the alleged rape were given to Tim Jansen, either by TPD or the university. According to Vaughn, TPD gave case files to the University in November 2013, once they learned… » 10/10/14 6:12pm 10/10/14 6:12pm

Is Being Thin Healthy? It Doesn't Matter.

You shouldn't accept yourself if you're obese. You shouldn't find that beautiful. The majority of this country doesn't have a gland problem, they're not big boned, their thyroid is not set to "small moon", they're Fat...I know it hurts but the simple fact is obesity is going to kill your ass. I hope the fact they…

» 6/23/14 7:37pm 6/23/14 7:37pm

Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Matter.

9 months ago, I weighed 167 and wore a 8/10 or size 29/30 jeans. 5 years earlier, back in 2008, I weighed 182 and I wore a 10/12 and a size 32 jeans... Now, I weigh 138, wear a size 2 or 26 in jeans. I am gobsmacked every single time I put on a pair of pants and that say "2" and they fit. The weight didn't come off…

» 6/19/14 4:24pm 6/19/14 4:24pm

I'm Fat, and I'll Eat Whatever I Damn Well Please

I was at the grocery store yesterday, trying to decide what to have for dinner. I'd eaten a big breakfast and skipped lunch, and I was a little bit hungry, but I couldn't for the life of me decide on something to eat for dinner. I decided to go home and wait until I actually wanted something. The only thing I knew I… » 5/30/14 4:13pm 5/30/14 4:13pm

It's OK to Be Happy About Abortions

The Pop Culture Version of Abortion tends to go something like this: A woman finds out she's pregnant; she agonizes over the decision to have an abortion; she sits in the clinic, watching the terribly sad people thinking about the terrible thing they're doing; audio fades during the painful and terrifying procedure;… » 5/22/14 5:42pm 5/22/14 5:42pm

White Guys Are Ruining E-Cigarettes Like We Ruin Everything Else

As a white man, I'm well-aware of our propensity for destroying everything we touch. From rock and roll to just about every group of indigenous people on the planet, we love nothing more than stealing things, wrecking them, and then telling everyone that it was like that when we got here and we made it anyway, so fuck… » 5/19/14 4:46am 5/19/14 4:46am

The 44 HOTTEST Male Presidents in U.S. History

We're a couple of years from another presidential election, but it's always political season in the U.S. Midterm primaries are coming and so is summer, so let's get things heated up by counting down the 44 hottest male presidents this great nation has had to offer. Do we like their politics? Who cares, when we can… » 5/13/14 1:33pm 5/13/14 1:33pm